On the Way to School This Morning

R: I can smell your banana.

S: No you can't.  Bananas have no smell.

Me, R & D: Yes they do!!

S: No, they don't.

A few minutes later...

S: Mom do you have a piece of gum?  I don't want to go into school with banana breath.

D: Bananas don't smell!

Me:  That's right.  So you can't have banana breath.

R: Yeah.  You said they don't smell, so no way you can have banana breath.

S: Shut up!


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