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6/21/10

Retard

Last night's conversation:

Sean: Well, I just chucked the TV in the alley.  It's officially crap.

Me: I knew as soon as you opened it up & tried to fix it, you'd screw it up beyond repair.

Sean:  Oh, no.  I fixed it.  It's just that I had the main thing in my one hand & was reaching for the other thing that was rattling when I got a huge shock. It went all the way up to my shoulder.  Then I dropped the main thing and it broke.

Me: Retard.  Have you ever heard of UNPLUGGING IT!!!

6/14/10

My new haircut

I got my hair cut on Saturday.

Short.

I go to the Carsten Aveda beauty school just down the road, and they always do an excellent job.  And with a coupon, it's only $12!! 

It feels so good to have it off my neck.  Especially when I'm driving home from work in the ghetto van and it's 100+ degrees with no air conditioning.

Old hair:



New hair:




Just ignore the double chin in that photo.  We can pretend it's not there.


And just for the record; taking a side view self portrait in the mirror is not easy.  I took several shots just to get these 2 decent ones!!




I took the pics in the bathroom mirror.  I opened the door so I'd get a more interesting background than the ugly door.  

I think the light reflected off the mirror, on to the lens, back on to the mirror, then in my eye, making it look kinda cool.  (click on the pic to see it large & to see the reflection in my eye)

Anyway, there is my new haircut.

I like it.  Even if my kids & bratty little sister don't.

And that's all that matters!!

6/10/10

We deliver for you

To get to the office involves driving on the freeway.  Although the route I have to take is rather light in traffic, on occasion I've seen some really odd things.

Like a license plate that said R KUNZ4.  At first glance, I thought it said a rather unflattering word (and maybe it's supposed to) and spend about 15 minutes following it trying to figure out all the combinations it could stand for.

I'm still clueless.

Yesterday, as I was cruising at a steady 70 MPH, a small box truck went whizzing past me.  Imagine my surprise when I saw it was a USPS delivery truck!

I figured it must be delivering some overnight or priority mail!!

6/7/10

Believe it or not, I haven't fallen off the face of the earth

The past 2 weeks (aside from last Monday) I've been going into the office.  As much as I love going there, working and getting PAID, not having the time to do things is hard to adjust to again.

Being home all the time, I have plenty of time to do all the little things.  Like vacuum.  By the end of the first week, the house was so dirty I didn't dare walk around barefoot.  I assigned the girls areas of the house to vacuum, but they never do the job as well as I do!

I haven't touched my camera since Jan and I went to the cemetery on Memorial Day, either!  It has sat on my desk collecting dust until yesterday.  


 I did take it to work the first couple of days, but I was so busy, I didn't have time to take any photos.  And it's kind of a pain to carry around.  Oh, I have a very nice camera bag, but I was carrying that, my purse, my laptop bag and lunch.  I didn't have enough hands for it all!  

I would love a camera bag/purse, and my goal is to one day get me one of these:


It's by Jo Totes, and is very stylish.  I love how it doesn't look like a camera bag, plus it holds all your purse essentials.

Anyway, not much else going on.  The kids are out for the summer, and S keeps saying she can't wait until practice starts up again (the end of this week).  I think she is so busy during the school year, that when it all stops, she doesn't know what to do with herself!!  

The younger 2 are spending a few days with their Aunt Janice this week (R is there now until Wednesday, then she & D will swap) doing who knows what.  Even if it's nothing, sometimes just a change of environment is all they need to cure the summer doldrums.  

Sean is doing what he always does ~ work!  And golf on Thursdays now that greens fees are super cheap.  He's in a league and they have a pool for whoever wins or gets a hole in one ( I think the winnings are $200-$500).  He has yet to win either pool!!

I'm off to finish laundry, then it'll be another day in the pool.  The weather report is for a high of 111!  Definitely all day pool weather!!

6/1/10

Memorial Day, cemeteries, iced tea, phones, and a very weird dream

Like many American's around the country, we hosted a memorial Day BBQ at our house yesterday.  Our whole family was there with the exception of Sean's uncle (he had other plans) and Shannon's boyfriend, Russ who was throwing up all morning. 

Speaking of Russ, this marks the 2nd get together I've had that he was too sick to attend.  I'm beginning to think he just doesn't want to meet us and hang out.  (Are you reading this, Russ??  Were you really tossing your cookies all day yesterday???  ;P)

Anyway, it was a nice get together with a lot of food.

A.

LOT.

Later in the day, I wanted to go to a historical cemetery just down the road to get some pictures of grave stones for a Flickr group I'm in.  Plus, it's fun the read all the inscriptions.

And it's more fun to go with someone so Jan came with me.  Because she such a nice sister, and she enjoyed it as much as I did!

Because this was a historical cemetery, established in the mid to late 1800's, I thought there'd be some pretty cool headstones.  I remember when I was a kid growing up back in Massachusetts, we would walk around a cemetery that was not far from our house.  And there was another very old one by our elementary school that the class would walk to and do grave rubbings.  I knew there wouldn't be graves as old as the ones we  had in MA, but the 1800's?  There had to be some good ones.

So off we headed to see what awaited us in old cemetery down the road.

This is much most of the cemetery:


Many of the old tombstones have been replaced with shiny new ones (bummer) and most of the cemetery was dry, dusty dirt.  With areas of overgrown weeds.

The first grave site we came upon was this one:


Which was kinda ironic because that's our last name.  (Well, was my last name!)  Some graves were pretty interesting.  Like this one that looks like it was homemade:



And this one.  Another that looks homemade.


Then we saw this one:


ZOOMER Z & OZELLA!!  People say that kids names nowadays have gotten really weird.  Um.  Hello.  I'd say the 1800's had it's share of even weirder names!

Then there were a few of these:


Woodmen of the World Memorials. Interesting.

After about an hour walking around with Zita (Jan's dog) and seeing jack rabbits


it was time to head back home.  We get to the house and as I'm getting out of the car, I realize my phone is no longer in my pocket.

SHIT!  SHIT!  SHIT!

We ran into the house to drop off Zita, and I could grab a quick drink of water.  We both get out to the car and have a conversation that goes something like this.

"Where are my keys?"

"I don't have the keys."

"I gave them to you when I went to get Zita."

"No.  You gave me your drink."

"Shit!  Then where are they?"

I run into the house and ask if anyone knows where her keys are.  Jane says, "They're right there on the table.  You guys been smoking or something?"

"Yeah. Right.  We were hanging out in a cemetery smoking dope! LOL!!"

We go back and walk/drive around about 17 acres of desert calling my phone and hoping no punk-ass kids stole it.

We back tracked where we had been;  I walked around while Jan drove and continuously called my phone.  After about 5-10 minutes, someone answers!!  Thank God a good Samaritan heard it ringing and answered. 

We drove over to where she and my phone were, and she kindly handed it over; but not before telling us she got spooked by it.

She was taking pictures and heard music (my ring-tone) and got a little freaked that music was coming from one of the grave stones!  Then she thought maybe someone was goofing around and hiding up in a tree.  After it rang several times in a row, she figured out what was happening, grabbed the phone and answered it.

Whoever she was, I can't than her enough.  She saved me a lot of hassle in getting a new one!

We head back home because by now it was time for Jan to go home.  But not before the girls show her the Indian Song.

The older girls and I sat up and watched Real Housewives of New Jersey.  I know, I know.  Trashy "reality" TV.  But S got me hooked.  I can't help myself.  Usually I'm in bed by 9:00, but I think the 3 cans of diet Nestea (which I haven't had in months) gave me just enough energy to push it to 10:00!!  LOL

Then, last night I had a very bizarre dream.  Most of my dreams are bizarre, I just don't remember them.  This one I did.

Jan and I were skipping and dancing around a cemetery and Zita (her dog) was climbing trees (like a cat) and Piper (my cat) was sneaking around graves.  All the while the Indian Song was playing in the background.

I think from now on, I should lay off the diet Nestea....

(You can see all the cemetery photos here)