Retard

Last night's conversation:

Sean: Well, I just chucked the TV in the alley.  It's officially crap.

Me: I knew as soon as you opened it up & tried to fix it, you'd screw it up beyond repair.

Sean:  Oh, no.  I fixed it.  It's just that I had the main thing in my one hand & was reaching for the other thing that was rattling when I got a huge shock. It went all the way up to my shoulder.  Then I dropped the main thing and it broke.

Me: Retard.  Have you ever heard of UNPLUGGING IT!!!