D: Do you like my outfit?
Me: Yes. It's cute.
D: My shoes and jacket totally don't match. They're not the same colors as in my dress.
Me: But they coordinate. That's all that matters. Look at my outfit. I don't match.
D: Yeah. But you have an excuse. You're Jackie.
11/28/12
11/16/12
While geting Tylenol
L: This has lasted a really long time.
Me: Well, it is a huge bottle.
L: Yeah, but considering all the drug addicts who take them, you'd think it'd be empty by now.
Me: I have my own stash.
L: What do you have?
Me: Extra strength Excedrin.
L: How is that different from what I took?
Me: Mine has like, aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine.
L: Damn, Jackie! For you, that's a party!
(I have a large company purchased "bulk" bottle of Tylenol in my desk drawer to dispense to co-workers who ask.)
Me: Well, it is a huge bottle.
L: Yeah, but considering all the drug addicts who take them, you'd think it'd be empty by now.
Me: I have my own stash.
L: What do you have?
Me: Extra strength Excedrin.
L: How is that different from what I took?
Me: Mine has like, aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine.
L: Damn, Jackie! For you, that's a party!
(I have a large company purchased "bulk" bottle of Tylenol in my desk drawer to dispense to co-workers who ask.)
11/15/12
Just a minute ago
Getting up from his desk -
L: Wish me luck.
Me: Umm, okay. Where're you going?
L: Upstairs to get handles for tomorrow's installs.
11/14/12
While watching X Factor
D: What IS she singing?? I can't understand her.
Me: Let's Dance. It's by Donna Summer.
D: I keep hearing lap dance....
Me: Let's Dance. It's by Donna Summer.
D: I keep hearing lap dance....
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