L: This has lasted a really long time.
Me: Well, it is a huge bottle.
L: Yeah, but considering all the drug addicts who take them, you'd think it'd be empty by now.
Me: I have my own stash.
L: What do you have?
Me: Extra strength Excedrin.
L: How is that different from what I took?
Me: Mine has like, aspirin, acetaminophen, and caffeine.
L: Damn, Jackie! For you, that's a party!
(I have a large company purchased "bulk" bottle of Tylenol in my desk drawer to dispense to co-workers who ask.)
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