Egg Head

Yesterday I came home from work to a house that smelled like part of it burned down.

Then I saw this:

S had attempted to make hard boiled eggs. Despite being told FOUR times, she said she forgot how to make them, called me at work, but I didn't answer (I was with a client), so she went ahead and started boiling eggs in water. She then got distracted playing on the computer and forgot the water was on the stove, on high.

She forgets quite a bit lately.

Ironically, this was on the carton of eggs:

Naturally, S saw this after she burnt the eggs to a crisp....