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The other day:

Me: It's like 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat'.

S: What???

Me: Haven't you ever heard of the musical 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat'?

S: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Me: Your vest is like that. Except it's really more like 'Savvy's Amazing Technicolor Dreamvest'.

S: I have no idea what you're saying.  This is going on Facebook.